Monday, October 02, 2006

Elvis and Jesus

The sacred heart of elvis (click here for high rez)

"For unto you is born this day in the city of Memphis a Presley, which is Elvis the King"

And Elvis saw them berating the poor recording artist, whose music was terrible and lyrics insipid, and Lo, the King said unto the mob:"Let him who is without bad singles cast the first rhinestone." And the mob turned down their eyes, each considering his own Don't Worry Be Happy or Man in the Mirror, and shuffled off.
"Thank you," said Elvis. "Thank you very much."

as said at The First Church of Jesus Christ, Elvis


For further word on the Word , check out Elvis and Jesus: The Similarities, which includes evidence that Elvis and Jesus are the same (for those who haven't figured it out for themselves).

Jesus said: "Love thy neighbor." (Matthew 22:39)
Elvis said: "Don't be cruel." (RCA, 1956)

Jesus is the Lord's shepherd.
Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.

Jesus was part of the Trinity.
Elvis' first band was a trio.

Jesus walked on water. (Matthew 14:25)
Elvis surfed. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount, 1965)

Jesus' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members
Elvis' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.

Jesus was resurrected.
Elvis had the famous 1968 "comeback" TV special.

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